الثلاثاء، 26 يونيو 2012
Ouch! Roseanne Barr Gets Comedy Central Roast: 5 Meanest Jokes Ever
She's been a lightning rod for controversy for decades. And now Roseanne Barr will be in the hot seat — the very hot seat at her very own Comedy Central Roast, the network announced today.
"All I can say is good luck finding anything about me to make fun of... I mean, I've never made a mistake or offended anyone in my life!" the comedienne/actress/wannabe President joked Monday in a statement.
5. "Bob spends more times on his knees after a big audition than Mary-Kate does after a big meal." — Susie Essman at the Bob Saget Roast.
Oh, it's gonna get ugly. Need proof? Here are 5 of the worst, meanest, cruelest Comedy Central Roast jokes ever:
1. “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” — Seth MacFarlane at Charlie Sheen Roast.
2. "I love Larry (King). He recently quit his show. He plans on spending his retirement opening a jar." — Jeffrey Ross at the Donald Trump roast.
3. "It's no coincidence George Hamilton loves the sun. They were born in the same year. The difference is the sun is actually a star." — Lisa Lampanelli at the David Hasselhoff Roast.
4. "I always wanted to know what Andy Dick would look like if he went to the gym." — Mario Cantone addressing Kathy Griffin at the Joan Rivers Roast
Comedy Central's Roast of Roseanne will film in LA on Aug. 4, and will air premiere on Aug. 12 at 10 p.m. ET.
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